Sunday, October 03, 2004
Animal
Question: You're about 6'2" in the heels on your cowhide boots, maybe 6'5" in your 10-gallon hat. Your jeans are not a relaxed fit. The shirt you picked out at the mall says, "rugged, but neatly pressed," kinda like the president, who knows how to show those ragheads what for.
In short, you are a cowboy, strong and confident.
What other human being could possibly get inside your head and twist you all around so much that you didn't quite feel right about yourself ever again?
Answer: I don't know his real name, but they call him Animal, and he operates the saw scene at the haunt. He's a genuinely frightening human being. Don't get me wrong, though. Once you kinda get to know the guy, he's a genuinely frightening human being.
Let me put it this way: I'm not the kind of guy who thinks its funny when a 350-pound bearded man dresses up like a woman just for yuks. However, when that guy threatens to kill people with a skilsaw while he listens to Patsy Cline, I think it's hilarious.
In short, you are a cowboy, strong and confident.
What other human being could possibly get inside your head and twist you all around so much that you didn't quite feel right about yourself ever again?
Answer: I don't know his real name, but they call him Animal, and he operates the saw scene at the haunt. He's a genuinely frightening human being. Don't get me wrong, though. Once you kinda get to know the guy, he's a genuinely frightening human being.
Let me put it this way: I'm not the kind of guy who thinks its funny when a 350-pound bearded man dresses up like a woman just for yuks. However, when that guy threatens to kill people with a skilsaw while he listens to Patsy Cline, I think it's hilarious.
