Sunday, October 03, 2004

FAQs about Father Badtouch, Part One

Q. Excuse me sir, how long is the trip through the haunted house?
A. I don't know. It might very well take the rest of your life.

Q. Do you actually like scaring people?
A. As a matter of fact, I do.

Q. Look. A nun with a beard. Yeah, right. Like that's so scary. I'm like shaking.
A. That's not a question, asshole.

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